| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |