| Acronym | Meaning |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |