| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
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