| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
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