| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
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