| Acronym | Meaning |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |