| Acronym | Meaning |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |