| Acronym | Meaning |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |