| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
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