| Acronym | Meaning |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |