| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
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