| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
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