| Acronym | Meaning |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |