| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
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