| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
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