| Acronym | Meaning |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |