| Acronym | Meaning |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |