| Acronym | Meaning |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |