| Acronym | Meaning |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |