| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
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