| Acronym | Meaning |
 | IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
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