| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
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