| Acronym | Meaning |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |