| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
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