| Acronym | Meaning |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| DTS | Danger To Shipping (in Reference To Particularly Large Patients) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |