| Acronym | Meaning |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |