| Acronym | Meaning |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |