| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
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