| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
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