| Acronym | Meaning |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |