| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
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