| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
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