| Acronym | Meaning |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |