| Acronym | Meaning |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |