| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |