| Acronym | Meaning |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |