| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
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