| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOB | Found On Bench |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
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