| Acronym | Meaning |
 | OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
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