| Acronym | Meaning |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| GOK | God Only Knows |