| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
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