| Acronym | Meaning |
 | IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
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