| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
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