| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |