| Acronym | Meaning |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |