| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |