| Acronym | Meaning |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |