| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
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