| Acronym | Meaning |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |