| Acronym | Meaning |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |